thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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