Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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