he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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