Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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