How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize