Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
