Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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