yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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