That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
