His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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