Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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