Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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