i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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