new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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