Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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