I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
