I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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