i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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