if i can run in heels then i can drive
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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