Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I love you. Go after that dick
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