I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
