hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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