I heard we made out
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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