I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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