you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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