she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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