she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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