i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I looked at my own cervix.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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