these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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