My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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