I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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