Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
