Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
this will be a night to untag.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
