And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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