hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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