I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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