I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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