We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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