What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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