Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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