It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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