why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.