ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!