please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.