went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
being pregnant is like rehab
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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