shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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