Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
