At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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