it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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