I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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