am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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