Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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