Who did Billy Mays play for?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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