ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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