did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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