Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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