:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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I'm passing your future prison.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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