Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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