Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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