That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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