I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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