Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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