so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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