I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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